Obfuscated C code contest (REPOSTING)

[Landon C. Noll]

some folks didn't get this, so here are the winning enties again.

<dis>honorable mention:
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int i;main(){for(;i["]<i;++i){--i;}"];read('-'-'-',i+++"hell\
o, world!\n",'/'/'/'));}read(j,i,p){write(j/p+p,i---j,i/i);}
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anonymous entry   (too embarassed that he/she could write such trash i guess)



Third place:
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a[900];		b;c;d=1		;e=1;f;		g;h;O;		main(k,
l)char*		*l;{g=		atoi(*		++l);		for(k=
0;k*k<		g;b=k		++>>1)		;for(h=		0;h*h<=
g;++h);		--h;c=(		(h+=g>h		*(h+1))		-1)>>1;
while(d		<=g){		++O;for		(f=0;f<		O&&d<=g
;++f)a[		b<<5|c]		=d++,b+		=e;for(		f=0;f<O
&&d<=g;		++f)a[b		<<5|c]=		d++,c+=		e;e= -e
;}for(c		=0;c<h;		++c){		for(b=0		;b<k;++
b){if(b		<k/2)a[		b<<5|c]		^=a[(k		-(b+1))
<<5|c]^		=a[b<<5		|c]^=a[		(k-(b+1		))<<5|c]
;printf(	a[b<<5|c	]?"%-4d"	:"    "		,a[b<<5
|c]);}		putchar(	'\n');}}	/*Mike		Laman*/
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			Mike Laman
			UUCP: {ucbvax,philabs,sdccsu3,sdcsla}!sdcsvax!laman
P.S.  I hope you have the C beautifier! The program accepts ONE positive
      argument.  Seeing is believing!  Try something like "cmd 37" for an
      example.  <ed: also try cmd 4; cmd 9; cmd 16; cmd 25; cmd 36; ...>



Second place award:
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#define x =
#define double(a,b) int
#define char k['a']
#define union static struct

extern int floor;
double (x1, y1) b,
char x {sizeof(
    double(%s,%D)(*)())
,};
struct tag{int x0,*xO;}

*main(i, dup, signal) {
{
  for(signal=0;*k * x * __FILE__ *i;) do {
   (printf(&*"'\",x);	/*\n\\", (*((double(tag,u)(*)())&floor))(i)));
	goto _0;

_O: while (!(char <<x - dup)) {	/*/*\*/
	union tag u x{4};
  }
}


while(b x 3, i); {
char x b,i;
  _0:if(b&&k+
  sin(signal)		/ *    ((main) (b)-> xO));/*}
  ;
}

*/}}}
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By: Dave Decot   hplabs!hpda!hpdsd!decot



First place award goes to:
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/* Portable between VAX11 && PDP11 */

short main[] = {
	277, 04735, -4129, 25, 0, 477, 1019, 0xbef, 0, 12800,
	-113, 21119, 0x52d7, -1006, -7151, 0, 0x4bc, 020004,
	14880, 10541, 2056, 04010, 4548, 3044, -6716, 0x9,
	4407, 6, 5568, 1, -30460, 0, 0x9, 5570, 512, -30419,
	0x7e82, 0760, 6, 0, 4, 02400, 15, 0, 4, 1280, 4, 0,
	4, 0, 0, 0, 0x8, 0, 4, 0, ',', 0, 12, 0, 4, 0, '#',
	0, 020, 0, 4, 0, 30, 0, 026, 0, 0x6176, 120, 25712,
	'p', 072163, 'r', 29303, 29801, 'e'
};
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		Sjoerd Mullender
		Robbert van Renesse
Both @ Vrije Universiteit, Amsterdam, the Netherlands.
	..!decvax!mcvax!vu44!{sjoerd,cogito}
<ed: try this on your local VAX or pdp-11>