Texas Humor? From recent issue of _UNIX TODAY_ - offensive to Anyone named "Billy-Bob" (rot 13)
Mike Prewitt
prewitt at convex.com
Wed Aug 22 06:11:27 AEST 1990
In article <1990Aug21.150309.7181 at decatl.dec.com> hoyt at laura.alf.dec.com (Kurt Hoyt) writes:
>In article <1254 at icus.ICUS.COM>, lenny at icus.ICUS.COM (Lenny Tropiano) writes:
>
>> Texas. Now there's a state....Guys named
>> "Billy-Bob" chugalugging Coors and shooting at squirrels with shotguns
>> from less than a foot away ("Look, Maw! It's already hamburger!"). Texas.
>>
>I would have thought that Texans named "Billy-Bob" would be chugalugging
>Lone Star instead of Coors....
>..:..:..:..:..:..:..:..:..:..:..:..:..:..:..:..:..:..:..:..:..:..:..:..
>Kurt in Atlanta "More than 4 billion chickens in America
>hoyt at decatl.alf.dec.com each year do not have a single happy moment
>hoyt at laura.alf.dec.com in their lives." -- PETA News
Last year, the big thing was actor ( and Dennis Quade's brother )
Randy Quade having the Biggest Party in Texas, which by the way is
sponsored by Miller Light.
This years theme is having everyone come back because last year,
Randy forgot to take the picture. ( Awwwwwwww )
Between these comercials and the Texas Govenor's race, I am getting
sick.... ( The Texas Gov's race has been nationally noted as being
very big in Mud Slinging, and character bashing )
I don't live in Texas, I just work here....
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Convex Computer Corperation prewitt at convex.com
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