Usenet war solution [humor; short]

[Thad P Floryan]

A 'lil bit of humor overheard at lunch today (actually, I made these up, but
what the hey! :-)

	Forge a Usenet posting from Saddam Hussein containing some AT&T source
	code.  Once the AT&T Cops get on his case, he's history and the war
	is over.

And similarly:

	Call 1-800-STOOLIE, and once the IRS Agent answers the phone, whisper:
	"Pssst, I heard that Mr. Saddam Hussein hasn't paid his US Federal
	Income Tax the past 20 years."  Once THEY'RE on his case, he's history
	and the war is over.

If you don't have a sense of humor, email to /nev/dull   :-)
Foolowups to rec.humor

Thad Floryan [ thad at cup.portal.com ]