More Jokes!

[Don Filipchuk]

    Hello again...

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    A guy dies and goes to Hell.  The devil greets him warmly
 at the gates of Hell, and they enter a long coridor.   As 
 they walk along, the Devil explains, " Now that you're in
 Hell, you must choose the manner in which you must spend all
 eternity.  I will show you some rooms and you must choose one."

    They get to the first room.   The door opens, and the man
 peers in.  An endless circle of the damned with weights strapped
 to their backs walk around barefoot on hot coals.  "Oh, I don't think
 I like that" said the man.  They continue to the second room.

    In the second room, the damned walk around, listening to 
 elevator muzak, walking on broken glass.  "Oh, I don't think I 
 could stand that" said the man.

    In the last room, the man was surprised to find the damned
 standing around up to their armpits in sh*t, drinking cofee.
 "That doesn't look so bad!" said the man.  "I'll stay here
 for eternity."  "Very well," said the Devil, closing the door 
 behind him.

   "Hmm... this isn't so bad" thought the man, as a Demon
 gave him a cup of coffee.  Suddenly, the room supervisor
 called out on his megaphone...


  " ALRIGHT EVERYBODY, COFFEE BREAK'S OVER!  BACK ON YOUR HEADS! "
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      Oh well, it seemed funny at the time.....
                                 Don


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|      Don Filipchuk         | "... with human females, I must           |   
|                            |    restrain myself too much.  They are    | 
|   University of Alberta    |    quite fragile."                        |
|    Edmonton, Alberta       |                                           |
|          Canada            |             - Lt. Worf --                 |
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