and another unix joke

[Thomas V. Frauenhofer]

How about this one (I call it "How computers work"):

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Get it?
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Tom Frauenhofer 	...!rutgers!rochester!kodak!bmt!tvf

BLOOM: You can't kill the actors!  They're human beings!
BIALYSTOCK: Oh yeah? You ever eat with one?
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Tom Frauenhofer 	...!rutgers!rochester!kodak!bmt!tvf

BLOOM: You can't kill the actors!  They're human beings!
BIALYSTOCK: Oh yeah? You ever eat with one?