Incorrect questions

[Warren Lavallee]

	Well the newsgroup name says it all.  I'm looking for UNIX 
questions.  More paticulairly, incorrect UNIX questions.  I'm sure people
out there at Universities have heard all kinds, like:

"Why is it that I keep getting mail from mailer-daemon, but I can't finger him?"

Or questions where you have to ask >1 counter questions to answer.

Person: "When will the VAX system be back up?"
You: "Which VAX system?"
Person: "UNIX system"
You: "Which UNIX system?"

	Anybody have any good stories?

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