grep

[Mike Lee]

I have just read the 9,000th explanation of what grep stands for.
If I see one more I will flame the poster to a crisp over an open
pit barbecue and eat  them  for  dinner  tonight.   I  hope  that
qualifies  as  mindless cannibalism.  Please note how nicely this
paragraph has been adjusted.

Mike ("Please, call me Bruce, I insist") Lee
Ontek Corporation ("Better living through programming")

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