BIFF IS RELAY A NICE GUUY, BEWAR OF IMPUSTURS

[Classic BIFF]

BIFF(1)             UNIX Programmer's Manual		  BIFF(1)


NAME
     biff - be notified if mail arrives and who it is from

SYNOPSIS
     biff [ ynb ]

DESCRIPTION
     HI.  SO YOU WANT TO GET TO KNOW ME BETTER, HUH?  OK.  MEET YOU
     AT 7!  ;-)  OH.  ONLY IF YOU'RE A GIRL.  I CAN'T TELL IF YOU'RE 
     A GIRL OR A GUY BECAUSE THIS IS A RECORDING!! :-)  MY JOB IS TO
     LET YOU KNOW WHEN YOU GET MAIL.  IT'S NOT MUCH OF A JOB, BUT IT
     BEATS SELLING PENCILS! :-)   TO ACTIVATE ME, TYPE EITHER

	  biff y
	  biff b

     AND TO DEACTIVATE ME, TYPE

	  biff n

     BUT YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO DO THAT, WOULD YOU? :-) :-) :-)  WELL,
     I'VE GOT TO GO.  I NEED TO TELL TWO USERS THAT THEY JUST GOT MAIL.
     JUST KIDDING!

SEE ALSO
     csh(1), sh(1), mail(1), comsat(8C)























Printed 9/22/88          April 29, 1985                         1

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BIFF at BIT.NET           BIFF at DELTA.EECS.NWU.EDU        BIFF at PSUVM.PSU.EDU
BIFF at BIFFVM.BIT.NET      BIFF at ThunderCat.COM        BIFF+ at ANDREW.CMU.EDU
        BIFF at PSUVM.ANDREW.PORTAL.COM.XZ.US.RUTGERS.BITNET.EDU.UUCP
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BIFF at BIT.NET           BIFF at DELTA.EECS.NWU.EDU        BIFF at PSUVM.PSU.EDU
BIFF at BIFFVM.BIT.NET      BIFF at ThunderCat.COM        BIFF+ at ANDREW.CMU.EDU
        BIFF at PSUVM.ANDREW.PORTAL.COM.XZ.US.RUTGERS.BITNET.EDU.UUCP