>echo shar: Extracting \"README\" \(430 characters\) >sed "s/^X//" >README <<'END_OF_README' >X >XTHIS PROGRAM IS AN APRIL FOOL'S JOKE AND IS INTENDED FOR NO OTHER >XPURPOSE! If it is posted as an April Fool's joke, it is *VERY EXPENSIVE* and not funny! == kwthomas ==