A friend of mine has a T-shirt with ...: In the background, there is a plane going down. In the foreground, we see a bird wearing a parachute. Underneath is the line: awk: bailing out near line 1 -- In-Real-Life: Chris Torek, Univ of MD Comp Sci Dept (+1 301 454 7163) Domain: chris at mimsy.umd.edu Path: uunet!mimsy!chris