Defend us from VMS! (etc)

[Mike Light]

> But now, to show those unix programmers what wonderful things are missing from
> f77 and friends, we have a VMS fortran programmers masterpiece.  

> C------------------------------------------------------------------
> C Contains only one subroutine  ACCESS
> C------------------------------------------------------------------
> 	SUBROUTINE ACCESS(I7)
> 	IMPLICIT INTEGER*4(A-Z)
> 	INCLUDE  '($SMGDEF)'
> 	CHARACTER*18 CMPF,MNS
> 	CHARACTER*40 AVAL,K
	(ETC ETC ETC)

My GOD - oh my aching eyes!
Is this standard VMS FORTRAN TO KEEP THE CAPS KEY LOCKED?!?!? :-)
Thank GOD there's "c".

-- Mike Light.
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