How do you tell a wizard?

[Jim Campbell]

Some years ago, I saw a description of how to tell the
level of the individual with respect ot their UNIX knowledge.
ie:  NOVICE:
     Calls vi vye
     etc

Unfortunately for me, I misplaced it and have looked for it
ever since.  If anyone has this file, I would greatly appreciate a copy.
Might even be appropriate to post it here (again?).

Thanks in advance.