How do you tell a wizard?

[Chip Salzenberg]

According to pyr4 at psc90.UUCP (**** The Wizard ****):
>Guys haven't you got anything better to talk about, after all who really
>cares about, "How do you tell a wizard?", I don't.  I get a little sick
>of reading these reams of garbage.  Hold the flames.
>
>|   Ted Wisniewski    UUCP:  uunet!unh!psc90!pyr4 or: dartvax!psc90!pyr4 |
>|   Plymouth State College                                               |
>|   Plymouth NH, 03264              If I spoke for PSC they would pay me,|
>|                                        But instead I pay them.         |


GEE, WIZARD!  IS THAT YOUR REAL NAME?  BOY IT REALLY GETS ME MAD LIKE YOU
WHEN PEOPLE TALK ABOUT THINGS I DON'T UNDERSTAND.  BUT I GUESS YOU KNOW
THAT. :-) :-)

AND IT REALLY FROSTS MY SHORTS (HA!  HA!  THAT'S SO FUNNY) WHEN PEOPLE FLAME
ME JUST BECAUSE I FLAME THEM.  EVEN WHEN I TELL THEM NOT TO.  THEIR STUPID,
ARE'NT THEY?

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BIFF
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