unix as a fast-food place

[ables at ut-ngp.UUCP]

Does anybody have (or know where I can get) the article that was
making its way around a month or two ago about a guy who had a
dream about going into a fast-food joint and getting treated
tersly?  He was comparing his experiences there to Unix commands.
I would really appreciate being able to get a copy of it.  Replies 
to me, please, as I don't regularly read most of the newsgroups to 
which I've posted this message.

King Ables    Computation Center, Univ. of Texas, Austin, Texas  78712
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