HELP!! Need online Help system for U

[honey at down.FUN]

here's the help command that we use on down.  hope this helps!
	north/honey

#! /bin/csh -f
@ n = $$ % 10
switch($n)
case 1:
	echo "Go away."
	breaksw
case 2:
	echo "I'm busy."
	breaksw
case 3:
	echo "Leave me alone."
	breaksw
case 4:
	echo "Buzz off."
	breaksw
case 5:
	echo "Read the manual."
	breaksw
case 6:
	echo "Illegal instruction -- core dumped."
	breaksw
case 7:
	echo "Ask Rob."
	breaksw
case 8:
	echo "It's Greg's fault."
	breaksw
default:
	echo "Read the code."
	breaksw
endsw