COBOL anecdotes wanted

[Seth H Zirin]

> 	Cumbersome
> 	Obsolote
> 	Batch
> 	Oriented
> 	Language

 	Cripples
 	Our
 	Brains
 	Obsoletes
 	Lives


	Colossal
	Obsolete
	Bastardization
	Of
	Language

Nobody programs in Cobol anymore, its simply included in some Unix distributions
to help sell bigger disks.
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