more unix jokes - /dev/null

[Mike Pearce]

I have used to following alias file as a joke on some people around here.
It gives even less unix functionality for the ksh novice.
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alias unalias="/bin/echo - >/dev/null"
alias type="/bin/echo - >/dev/null"
alias ls="cd /tmp; /bin/ls"
alias cd="/bin/echo - >/dev/null"
alias pwd="/bin/echo \/tmp"
alias kill="/bin/echo - >/dev/null"
alias ps="sleep 5000;echo - >/dev/null"
alias alias="/bin/echo \"chmod=/bin/chmod
echo=print -
false=let 0
hash=alias -t
history=fc -l
integer=typeset -i
ls=/bin/ls
mv=/bin/mv
pwd=print - \"$\"PWD
r=fc -e -
true=let 1
type=whence -v
vi=/usr/bin/vi\""
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			Mike Pearce att!ctsmain!raphel!map